How to bluff your way into a Tennis forum.

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How to bluff your way into a Tennis forum.

Post by Jubbahey on Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 23:29

1/ Copy and Paste anything from another tennis forum and pretend you wrote it.

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Post by Guest on Sat 8 Oct 2011 - 9:36

2 But alter a few words so you are not called out on it. . .

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Post by Guest on Sat 8 Oct 2011 - 14:07

Am I missing something here? confused

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Post by Jubbahey on Sat 8 Oct 2011 - 14:40

3/ Pretend you don't know what the hell we're talking about...

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Post by Jubbahey on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 21:26

4/ Say you are a coach at a small tennis club of no renown.

Which allows you a great deal of space to spread the BS.

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Post by Jubbahey on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 21:28

5/ You've been playing tennis for 30 yrs, to national standard.

Which sounds impressive enough to fool the wums.

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Post by Jubbahey on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 21:29

6/ You're a talent spotter for a club that hosts county competitions.

Thats enough street cred to give you tons of elbow room to cast a few unadulterated opinions around without too much eyebrow raising.

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Post by Jubbahey on Sun 9 Oct 2011 - 21:32

You may have realised by now that all this is about another tennis forum and a particular poster there.

But it could relate to quite a few posers that ponce about on tennis threads.

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Post by Guest on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 19:30

I'm lost here, how do you get back out, anybody, wheres the exit??????

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Post by Jubbahey on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 19:38

Its this way silly..............>>>>>>>>

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Post by Jubbahey on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 19:45

7/ Say you've played tennis with top players who have invited you over for a knock-up when you been standing there watching them practice and then been invited to dinner back at their house, with their family !

(this was an actual post by a certain Mr Harris on the old 606, which had me in stitches and began a lengthy series of spats between us. It was funny to read back through them months later)

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Post by Guest on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 20:31

<<<<<<< found it, thanks Jubba Very Happy
And did he, and if he did which top players was it that he dined with and in what era?????

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Post by Jubbahey on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 21:13

I can't remember his exact pseudonym, but it was -something- "harris".

He claimed he'd been playing a match and saw, I think it was Agassi, playing next door during a competition in a practice session. He invited him over apparently, and then gave him some advice on his game, then invited them back to dinner.

I wish I could remember the hilarious, claimed conversation around the table, but the whole thing had so many holes in it, it sunk immediately but it was good for a bit of a pee take for a while after.

At no occasion did he ever pronounce it or his subsequent posts as a joke, although I suspected that was the case, so I didnt mind extracting a huge amount of urine out of him.

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Post by Jubbahey on Mon 10 Oct 2011 - 21:14

Sugar Harris.....got it !

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